porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want a Tumblr bestfriend.
myseoulinkorea: I want one who I can message everyday, and carry on conversations effortlessly for hours. We wouldn’t be clingy with each other, but we would always check up on each other. We would randomly make post and videos for each other. We would have funny nicknames for each other. I could talk to them when I’m down, and when I’m happy, because no matter what they would be there for me....
thelilnan: fullpaidjustice: omg
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
scrolling down your Facebook news feed.. →
epic-humor: dont care dont care dont care you’re* dont care dont care your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it? oh you’re single, once again dont care song lyrics, how original dont care dont care you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’ dont care dont care dont care NOW BACK TO TUMBLR this blog is epic
thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME
I'ma Brooklyn boy, I may take some gettin used... →
hohokev: basedgodtrilla: amazonfeminist: I hate men. Yes, you heard me. I HATE MEN. Why? Because they continually act in ways which show how much they deserve to be hated. Most of the murders in the world? Men. Most of the rapists? men. Most of the pillaging, destroying soldiers?…
if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
Normal teenage girl issues: My boyfriend just broke up with me and my best friend is a back stabber
My issues: I accidently reblogged something twice in a row and someone unfollowed me
That moment when you see something you didn't want... →
Confession Time. Bold what applies to you. →
I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly. I’ve been told I’m ugly. I have scars I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I want a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my body. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than 2 piercings. I have a...
infinityonaguy: i was just driving home and this like well dressed 20 year old guy jumped in front of my car and i stopped like wt h and he ran around and tried to get in the passenger seat but obviously it was locked idk but i had my windows down and he was like “i was going to make it like an action movie and yell to drive but i gUESS NOT” and then he ran off the road again into some bushes...
one time me and my friend aaron were at stanford U...
unconditionallyjordan: and we thought the bronze statues were security guards at a distance. so we tried to hide from them. then we realized they were statues. man, that was a derp night.
questionable-clown: hussiebot: mykeferrell: wafflelordx3: what the actual fuck im gonna go worship satan now 666 welp